Introducing Jesus Coin
For the past 2,000 years, the teachings of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
have transformed from being bound by the faith of his followers into highly
centralized and profit-driven bodies. What was once purely about faith and
devotion has become big business, under powerful figureheads. Whether it’s
the Pope for Catholicism, the Queen for the Church of England or Thomas S.
Monson for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, no longer is Jesus
Christ about its followers.
Using the cryptographic breakthrough of the blockchain ledger and
anonymous cryptocurrencies, Jesus Coin has been developed as THE
currency of God’s Son. Christianity is the largest grouping in the world, with
over 2 billion followers, and we deserve our own currency. As predicted by
John (Lisa’s dad, the one with the limp) 33:12:
“And there would be a cryptocurrency, and it would be wondrous,
and the Lord would say unto thee followers ‘buy thee Jesus Coin
at the highest possible bonus structure”.
Jesus Coin aims to become the de-facto currency for all good Christians. In
fact Jesus Coin may even become the de-facto currency for all bad Christians
too. For millennia, Christian churches have taught that the way to heaven is
through centralized giving, whether to churches, pastors or those weird
advertorials. We say enough as we proudly bring forth the currency of
tomorrow (well, of 2000 years ago), Jesus Coin. We project that Jesus Coin will
overtake the Mormon church’s $40 billion* valuation to become the second
most powerful Christian institution by 2030, and surpass the Catholic
Church’s $1 trillion valuation by 2050, thereby becoming the most powerful
Christian institution in the world.** While we do truly believe Jesus Coin
could reach a market cap higher than the US national debt,*** we’re trying to
keep our investors grounded (but seriously, it might). If you don’t use Jesus
Coin as your primary digital currency, you’re barely even Christian.